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Posted on 17th Aug at 6:44 AM, with 342,184 notes

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

Posted on 17th Aug at 6:39 AM, with 128 notes
Anonymous asked: I'm at my bfs house babysitting with him and we thought his sister(she's like five) was upstairs sleeping already so he put me against the wall and started undressing me and fingering me so I started moaning and when I open my eyes I see his sister at the bottom of the stairs just staring and we don't know what to tell her so she won't tell his parents!!!!!! Fuck

sexcake:

tell dat kid that you were looking for the stuffing inside the turkey that bitch dont know shit

Posted on 17th Aug at 6:37 AM, with 183,585 notes

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

Posted on 17th Aug at 6:33 AM, with 236,903 notes

bonus:

you can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Posted on 17th Aug at 6:31 AM, with 318,176 notes

ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

Posted on 17th Aug at 5:56 AM, with 22,259 notes
Guy: my dick is hard
Girl: to find
Posted on 17th Aug at 5:56 AM, with 223,675 notes

bigrnac:

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

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