bring me weed or gtfo
Posted on 26th Aug at 2:01 AM, with 310,892 notes


one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

Posted on 17th Aug at 6:44 AM, with 398,647 notes


i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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